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At the Blood Donor Clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
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Two Sperm Swimming Around
These two sperm were swimming around, doing their thing when one sperm asks the other; "Hey, are we almost there? Is this the fallopian tube?" Sperm #2 says "Naaaa this is still the esophagus".
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Speed Limit of Sex
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around!
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