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Dirty Nurse

Q: What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
A: The head Nurse!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes) , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Misunderstood

My coworker was eating an ice cream cone on her lunch break when she caught me staring at her. "Hey what's up?" she said. "Oh nothing, it's just that I want to ask for something but I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me," I replied. "Haha don't worry, I won't," she said reassuringly.
"I wanna lick it," I said. She quickly extends the ice cream cone to me, to which I said, "I knew you'd misunderstand."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (Office Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Blowing Chunks

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: "Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks."  2nd guy: "Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI!" 3rd guy: "That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed!" 1st guy: "No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog."

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