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One Night, An 87 Year-Old Woman...

One night, an 87 year - old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself. "Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Like Bowling Ball

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Making Coffee

Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot.  You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

Categories: Food Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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