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Monsterbate
Q: What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A: They monsterbate
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The Blonde Swears Off Men
A blond at a party was telling her friend that she had sworn off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good. From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator" "So, what will you do when the batteries run out?" asked her friend. "I'll just fake an orgasm like always!"
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Blondes on Roller Skates
Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.
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