Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
You must be a registered user to submit a joke. But registering is FREE and don't worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don't sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).
Registered Users Only
You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.
Get link for other Social Networks
Copy the sharable link above.
Main Menu
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
© Copyright 2026 Jokers Media, LLC
All rights reserved.
All rights reserved.
Sex Jokes - Masturbation Jokes
JokerZ offers a HUGE collection of funny dirty jokes. Check out our professionally curated categories for hilarious adult jokes and sex jokes. Set your filter on Risque and Uncensored to browse dirty knock-knock jokes, inappropriate jokes and one liners from professional joke writers. Over 3000 of the best dirty jokes will have you ROFL. Share jokes anonymously with friends or post on social sites.
Truckload of Vibrators
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.
- 0
- 1
- 0
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Hand Transplant
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it!
- 0
- 3
- 2
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Table Whacking
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese business men seated there are furiously masturbating. She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry." The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?" One of the other Japanese men replies,"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
Categories:
Sex Jokes
(Masturbation Jokes)
- 1
- 1
- 0
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
