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Jack Party

I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate.
Let me know if you can come or not.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Native American Time Telling

A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm finding out the time -- it is 12:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15." The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is -- it is 3:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying naked on the ground, masturbating. The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes)
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Truckload of Vibrators

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? 
A: Toys for Twats.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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