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Vaseline
My girlfriend used Vaseline on a hand job today.
I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off.
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The Boy with the Long Tongue and Big Lips
Q: What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom as he was masturbating?
A: "look Ma', no hands"
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Teen Bliss
Me and my wife were trying to think of a gift for my son's birthday. "What would you have wanted at 13?" she asked. She wasn't impressed with my reply of "Pornography and a wrist support"
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Written By: KielPhillips
