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English Final Problem

At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand. "What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exhausted?" "Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."

Categories: School Jokes (High School Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
Anonymous

City Boy Visits Farm

A young boy from the city was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said "I took the liberty of milking your cow this morning!" He then continues and says "it took me a while to get her started up. She must be old and stubbly." The uncle says with a confused look " Um son we don't have a cow...We have a bull!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Anonymous

Vaseline

My girlfriend used Vaseline on a hand job today.
I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: Flyingv66
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