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Two Executives Working In The Garment Center

Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, "Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life."
"What happened?" asks Birnbaum. Goldstein moans,
"My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands of dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!"
"You think you had a bad week?" responds Birnbaum. "My week was even worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands on the credit card. Then, when I got back to New York, I found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!"
"How can you say that your week was worse than mine?" asks Goldstein. "It was identical!"
"You shmuck!" replies Birnbaum. "I manufacture men's garments!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Horse Play

An unconscious man arrives at a hospital. After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus.
The doctors have declared his condition as "stable".

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (ER Doctor Jokes)
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Man In A Pub

Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with a bloody condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody? Hell, no!" First man, "Want to come camping?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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