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Three Gay Guys Die In a Car Crash
Three gay guys were in a car crash and died. All three guys were cremated. Their boyfriends were talking about what they were going to do with the ashes. The first boyfriend said, "I am going to sky dive and spread his ashes in the sky because that's what he liked. The second guy said, "I am going to spread my boyfriend's ashes in the sea because that's what he liked." The third guy said," I'm going to put my boyfriend's ashes in a bowl of chili so he can rip through my ass one last time!
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Measure Up
Four friends met up after a game of golf, and while one man went to get drinks, the other three spoke about how successful their sons are:
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a sports car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari 488 GTB.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son runs Gulfstream and just gave his best friend a G650.
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a French Chateau.
Guy 4 walks back to the group of the other 3 guys.
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about?
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are.
Guy 4: Well, my son is a Gay stripper.
Guy 2: You must be so disappointed. What caused him to be so unsuccessful in life?
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a new Ferrari, his own private jet, and a French castle from his three boyfriends.
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First Time At A Gay Bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers: "I can lick any man in the place!" The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says: "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your first time in a gay bar?"
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