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How Do You Know?

Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Silly Superstition

"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. "Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile. "Thirteen? My God girl! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree. "Ah-ha....!" The Big Bad Wolf said, "Now I've got you and I'm going to eat you! EAT! EAT! EAT!" Little Red Riding Hood said angrily, "Damn it, doesn't anybody simply fuck anymore?"

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