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Geek Booty Call

Come on, I'm tired of Googling myself.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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New Girl

An 85 year old man, who has been a single widower for 30 years, gets engaged to a 27 year old girl. He goes to his doctor for a Viagra prescription in preparation for his wedding night. The doctor tells him, " I need to warn you that given the length of time that you have been abstinent and the potency of this drug, sex could prove to be fatal."
The old man says "Doc, if she dies, she dies."

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Hard Egg

Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky 'egg'lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?" the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Food Jokes
Anonymous
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