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The Staff of Life

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.
Along came Priest Joe, who thought to himself "This is a good opportunity to quote from the bible to Little Johnny."
He walked up to Little Johnny and said "Little Johnny, I see that you have the Staff of Life in your hand. What do you have in the other?"
Little Johnny replied, "A loaf of bread Father."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (With God) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Heffner Seance

The Heffner family recently held a seance at the Playboy mansion and successfully contacted their father. He had one urgent message and requested that his family get the word out immediately.
The message is: "Tell the Muslims there aren't any virgins left."

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Submitted BY: RichK

The Bird of True Love

Q: If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?
A: The Swallow.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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