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Farmer Brown's Son

One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and found to his dismay that his son, Jeb, was jerking off. He vowed to his son that he was going to help him find a wife, so he would not have to be doing this. Sure enough, the father was able to find a suitable bride just right down the road and the couple was married shortly thereafter. Six weeks later the farmer was again going behind the barn and caught his son vigorously jerking off. The farmer went berzerk. "Why are you still doing this, why aren't you with your wife?" "Aw Paw," said the son, "Her little old arm gets so tired."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Medieval Booty Call - Trick

My first trick as a wizard is to make your clothes disappear.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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Vasectomy Solutions

I got a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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