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Stop Masturbating

A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Upholding The Cloth

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day and began slowly warming up to her. "Oh, my child," he said, "your dress is most lovely." "Thank you, Father," she replied. The radio was playing and they danced a little as they talked. "Oh, my child," said the priest, "your conversation is most lovely." "Thank you, Father," said the prostitute. Finally, the priest sat her down and said, "Oh, my child, there is one thing I have against you." And the prostitute said, "Yes, I know, Father. It felt it while we were dancing."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
Anonymous

Medieval Booty Call - Hut

Your poorly thatched hut or mine?

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
Anonymous
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