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What makes a man think he is so great?

What makes a man think he's so great ?
1) He has a belly button that won't work.
2) He has tits that won't give milk.
3) He has a cock that won't crow.
4) He has balls that won't roll.
5) He has an ass that won't carry a thing.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Tranny Time

Q: What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Transvestite Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

3 Times a Virgin

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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