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Grandparent Oral Sex

This young fellow is about to be married, and is asking his grandfather about sex. He asks how often you should have it. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe you'll do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off, and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, like maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow then asks his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" The young fellow asks. "Well, she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw you,' and I holler back, 'Screw you too!'"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Old Age Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Submitted BY: danielbigtymer

Difference Between Blonde and Mosquito

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Elmo Factory

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her. After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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