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Eye Exam Instructions

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating." The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Gourmet Booty Call

That's a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy to see you.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
Anonymous

Three Sons, Three Things

A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three sons.
"Josh will have vanilla, Jim will have chocolate, and Fathead will have strawberry." Then the man smacks Fathead across the head. The girl couldn't stand it. "Sir, I can't believe you treat your son like that.'' ''There are only three things in life a man needs to be happy," said the man. "A nice house, a beautiful wife and a nice tight pussy. Fathead here went and ruined that.''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous
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