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Puppy Love

A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy." The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very caring and slowly to his impressionable little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother." The little boy replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes
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Roomba

You remind me of a Roomba I used to date years ago. May I sample some of your sucking power for comparison?

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Technology Jokes
Anonymous

SFO Scout

Q: What is the Boy Scout's slogan in San Francisco?
A: Behind every Boy Scout there stands a man.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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