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Going Fishing
Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or grunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
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George Michael and Wellington Boots
Q: What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?
A: They both get sucked off in bogs.
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The Freudian Slip
Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train tickets to go see the Steelers game this weekend. Ted says yea and kinda looked a little funny. John said is there anything wrong? Ted said naw, everythings OK. They take a few more sips of beer and Ted ask John if he had ever embarrassed himself by saying something he didnít mean to say. John said sure, it happens to everyone. Ted said there ís a name for that isn't there... you know, where you accidently use the wrong words when you are trying to say something. Yea, says John, it ís called a Freudian slip. Yea, thats it said Ted, I couldnít think of the word. Why are you asking said John? Well, yesterday I went to the train station to get the train tickets for Pittsburg, and the girl selling tickets has this incredible set of jugs. I pulled out the money and laid it on the counter and asked her to give me two pickets to Titsburg and then had to embarrassingly say I mean two tickets to Pittsburg. God, it just embarrassed the shit out of me. You ever done anything that stupid? Funny you would ask, said John. Just this morning my wife and I were having breakfast... I meant to say, dear, would you please pass me the sugar, but instead I said, "You fucking bitch, youíve ruined my life."
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