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One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father. One boy said, "My father is better than your father." The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother." The first boy paused and then replied, "I guess you're right. My father says the same thing."
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Who Invented Sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon" The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum" The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians" The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire"... and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex" The Italian says "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
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Post Op
After her operation, the famous movie star was propped up in bed in her private room as the doctor did his rounds. "Tell me, how are you feeling now?" he asked." A lot better, thank you," purred the star in reply. "But one thing does bother me. When will I be able to resume a normal sex life?" "Oh, that's rather hard to say," said the doctor. "I've never been asked that after a tonsillectomy before."
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