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What Is A Penis

On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. "Honey," she says, "now that we're married, will you tell me what a penis is?" He almost fell off the chair when he heard her ask. So, being her husband, he led her into their room and took his pants off. "*This, my love, is a penis." he told her. "Oh!" she exclaimed. "It looks like a dick, but only much smaller!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Discharge Doctor's Visit

A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge." The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and says, "how does that feel?" Young lady, "Oooh doctor that feels lovely... but the discharge is from my ear!!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Jock Pickup Line

Hey babe, is your goalmouth open? High five!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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