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Small Craft Warning

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?" "No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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The President

Q: Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?
A: To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Guy With a Little Head

This guy with a really small head walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody who pleased her people one wish, and she said I could have that wish. So I asked her to have sex with me. she said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Appearance Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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