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Mexican Girl

Q: How did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
A: Her teacher told her to do an essay.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Hispanic Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: TAYABOO

The Barracks Door Was Left Open

Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said,  "Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open." He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was open. So, he decided to have a little fun with his secretary and called her back into his office. "By the way Miss Smith," he said, "When you noticed my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention ?" "Why no sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

Categories: Work & Office Jokes (Office Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Weed Out

After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says "if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
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