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Weed Out

After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says "if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
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Marriage Counselor

Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."
The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"
Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."
The counselor says, "Maybe between you and the next fellow, she's exhausted."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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Olympic Swimmer

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Drug Jokes , Sports Jokes
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