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Grandmother Too

Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up. "All the ladies down on the floor," one handsome robber commanded. "My grandmother too?" the little girl asked. "Yes, your grandmother too!" "All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses." "My grandmother too?" "Yes, your grandmother too! All ladies will now remove their panties." "Surely you don't mean my grandmother too?" asked the little girl. Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted, "YES, YOUR GRANDMOTHER TOO! Now, all the ladies on the floor are to spread their legs apart." When the little girl started to ask if her grandmother was included, her grandmother snarled, "YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Wishing for Wine

While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke. "I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine. "I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish." "Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass. "Why only one glass?" asked her wife. "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."

Categories: Genie Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Wine Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

Wake Up Booty Call

It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Universal) , Pickup Lines (Girl to Guy)
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