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Wishing for Wine

While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke. "I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine. "I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish." "Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass. "Why only one glass?" asked her wife. "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."

Categories: Genie Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Wine Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Wake Up Booty Call

It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Universal) , Pickup Lines (Girl to Guy)
Anonymous

White House

Q: Why is the White House called the White House?
A: Sperm ain't purple!

Categories: Political Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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