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Divorced and Ready
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and was starting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered, "You know, I've got an itchy pussy..." The boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!"
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A Dirty Little Number
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"
A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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Promoting An Office
A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. He told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance. Instead of his business building up though, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. He decided to check it out himself. After reading the sign, he understood why! The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words: Psycho-the-rapist.
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