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Boob Job Supplement

There was this girl who really wanted a boob job, so she went to see a plastic surgeon, Dr. Jones. Dr. Jones told her the cost would be $3500.00. She then told Dr. Jones she could not afford to spend that much, so he told her if she waved her hands like a duck quacking in front of her breasts daily saying, "Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow," her boobs would begin to grow. The next day she was on a bus and remembered she forgot to do the chant. She began to secretly do it, and while she was doing it, a gentleman turned around and asked her if she went to Dr. Jones. She then asked why? He replied with a hand motion moving up and down chanting, "Hickory, Dickory, Dock."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Lawyers and Lesbians

Q: What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do dick!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
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First Time

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night.
I wanted my first time to be special.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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