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Skin Them

A New Yorker married a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived he got them a hotel room and as they were lying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom, "Oh yuck!!" she proclaimed as she pointed it to her new husband. As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and asked "What they don't use those things where you come from?" "Yeah," she said "but we don't skin 'em!"

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Man From Peru

There was a young man from Peru, Who fell asleep in a canoe, He dreamt that Venus, was strokin' his penis, And woke with a handfull of goo.

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Washing Machine

Q: What do women and washing machines have in common?
A: They both leak when they're fucked!

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