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Definition of AIDS?
Q: What's the definition of AIDS?
A: Anally Injected Death Sentence.
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Penguin Car Problems
A penguin was driving his car down the highway when steam began to pour out of the hood. He pulled into a repair shop and asked the mechanic to fix his car. The man said to come back in half an hour. So while he waited the penguin went across the street to the bar, and ordered a glass of milk. Since penguins don't have hands to hold glasses, he spilled some milk on his beak. When he returned to the mechanic, he asked what was wrong with his car. The mechanic said it looked like he blew a seal.
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Costume Party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party. Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on... just a pair of pants. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation." said the man "I just came in my pants!"
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