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Leopard and Cougar

Q: If a leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree, what can a cougar carry?
A: Something half her age to bed.

Categories: Riddles , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Word Play Jokes
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Russian Sex

A man is at a bar. He sees a good looking woman, but she's a little older. Maybe in her 40s. He goes up to her and starts a conversation. Halfway through she seems interested and asks an interesting question. She asks how he feels about a little mother-daughter action.
The man is intrigued. She is nice enough by herself, but her daughter must be amazing. He agrees and they go back to her place. They enter the house and go upstairs. The lady knocks on a bedroom door and gently whispers:
"Mom, are you awake?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Dolly Parton Passing Out

Q: Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on stage?
A: It took four guys to carry her off -- two abreast.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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