School Jokes - College Jokes

College Troubles When...

You know you're in trouble when...
1. The McDonald's people know you by name from late night study breaks.
2. You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% to pass the final than you have actually spent studying.
3. The college drunk confronts you and says: "Don't you think you should get to work now?"
4. Your study schedule is based on the rationale that you "might" actually die before the test!
5. Your parents inquire about your grades and you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."
6. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, b*#%h!"

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Go Bucks

Q: What does an Oregon Ducks fan do when his team has won the national championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Oregon Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Deferring Mormons in College

A college student was approached by two guys in white shirts and nice ties riding bicycles. Immediately the college dude knew where this was going and he was already running late to class. So, he asked the two guys if they wanted a sip of his coffee. They replied, "No, we Mormons don't believe in drinking coffee." The college dude quickly argues, "A cup of coffee this early in the morning has incredible benefits." "Like what?" replied the Mormons. "Well, It keeps you from being Mormon." "Have a nice day sir," and they left.

Categories: Religion Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes)
Anonymous
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