Wild Animals

Teacher: "Name six wild animals."
Pupil: "Four elephants and two lions!"

Mother's Milk

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk." The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby. Two: It is inside the mother's body and therefore protected from germs and infections." But the student can't think of the third answer. Finally, he writes, "Three: It comes in such nice containers."

The Essay

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements: Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery. The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"