School Jokes

The Call of Nature

One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: "Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?" Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. Within a minute, she was back. Another girl was shocked by how she could actually take care of business so quickly, and asked how she managed to do it so fast. The girl responded, "It was a prank call."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Michigan SAT

Q: What did the Michigan Wolverine football player get on his SAT? 
A: Drool. #gobucks

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Michigan Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Sex Ed

My teenage daughter came home in a rage. "I just had sex education class in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!" I put down my paper and said, "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
Anonymous
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