School Jokes

Teacher Eyes

Q: What problem did the cross-eyed teacher have?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.

Anonymous

Discussing Grades

A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed. "What's the matter, son," asked his mother. "Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're all wet." "What do you mean `all wet?" "I mean," he replied, "below C-level." 

Anonymous

Skipping School

I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."

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