School Jokes

Bad Example

A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say, I'm beautiful, which tense is it?”
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
Anonymous

I Remember You

A guy is in the grocery store when a pretty woman smiles at him and says hello. He’s taken aback and can’t place her. “Do I know you?” he asks. “I think you’re the father of one of my kids,” she says. He racks his brain to think of how that could be. Then he remembers the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. “Wow,” he says. “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party, who tied me down on the pool table, and did it with me, with all my buddies cheering, while your friend sprayed whipped cream on my butt? Boy, that was insane.” “No,” she says. “I think I’m your son’s math teacher.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Anonymous

Ghost Boogie

Q: Why don't ghosts like to go to prom?
A: Because they have no body to dance with.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2079 seconds