Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Men Are Like Computers

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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How To Get Rid Of Roaches

Q: How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Brains For Sale

A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the brains cost. They saleswoman tells him, "$5/gram for women's brains, $20/gram for dog's brains, and $100/gram for men's brains." So the guy is surprised with the varying prices, and he asks the saleswoman, "How come men's brain's are so much more expensive than women's brains or dog's brains?" The saleswoman replies, "Are you kidding!? Do you know how many men it takes to get a gram of brains?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Shopping Jokes
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