Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Chasing Off Racoons

Sounds of crashing and banging in the middle of the night sent a woman and husband out to the garage. There they spotted three raccoons eating out of the cat dish. They shooed them away and went back to bed. Later that week they were driving home and the wife noticed three fat raccoons ambling down the road. "Do you think those are the same ones we chased off?" she asked. "Hard to tell," said her husband. "They were wearing masks."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

Christmas Surprise

My boyfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time I orgasm during sex. That's all I'm spending on him for Christmas.
So far, his roommate is getting an Xbox Series X. He's getting nothing.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Nothing To Eat

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other." The tattoo artist begins his work, but is a bit confused, so he says, "Lady, I'll do anything my customers want, but I gotta ask, why would you want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other?" "Well, if you really want to know," she firmly answers, "I'm sick and tired of my husband telling me that there's never anything to eat between the holidays."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Anonymous
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