Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Clinton Gets Pissed

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was ''The president must go.'' Bill Clinton storms into his office and demanded to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two guards come back in, they told Bill, ''We have some bad news, and we have worse news.'' ''What is the bad news?'' asked Bill.
''Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Seen You Before

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Categories: Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Marrying Virgins

Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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