Going to the office

Hubby -" You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"
Wife - "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Hubby - "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Wife - "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

What Men Know

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What men know about women!

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A good husband is the light of his wife's life. However, some wives are getting fed up with seeing their lights go out every night!