Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Punctuation Marks

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Office - Show Me the Money

A boss said to his secretary I want to have sex with you and I'll make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, "Do it but ask him for $2000, if you pick up the money very fast he won't have enough time to undress himself."
So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, "What happened?" She responds, "The bastard used coins."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Work & Office Jokes (About Boss) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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