Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

The Doghouse

You are master in your own house - the doghouse!

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Out Of Town.

Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?
Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!

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Learning To Love

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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