Toasty

Q: How do astronauts stay warm?
A: With a space heater!

Insect jokes

• Q: Where would you put an injured insect?
  A: In an antbulance!
• Q: What's an insects best chat up line?
  A: Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
• Q: What has four wheels and flies?
  A: A garbage truck!
• Q: What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
  A: He just beetled off!
• Q: What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
  A: A pool table?
• Q: What lives in gum trees?
  A: Stick insects!
• Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
  A: Because they always know when you're eating outside!
• Q: What is the insect's favorite game?
  A: Cricket! 

Crossing Elephant & Whale

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.