Riddles - Police Jokes

Light Bulb - Policeman

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.

Anonymous

Blonde Pulled Over

A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it."

Anonymous

Tennessee Trooper

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

Submitted BY: RichK
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