Motorist Stopped By Police

Q: A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"
A: The motorist says, "Why -- do I got an ugly girl next to me?"

Policeman Fooled

A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and humor him. He walks up to the man and says, ''Hello, sir, I like your dog!'' The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, and says, ''It's not a dog, it's a brick.'' The policeman replies, ''Oh, sorry, I thought you were a bit mad,'' and walks off rather puzzled. As the policeman goes out of sight, the man turns to the brick and says, ''That fooled him, didn't it Rover?''

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