Riddles - Police Jokes

Harry Butt

There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house. She called it Harrybutt. She had a child and named in Crack. She lost Crack and couldn't find him. So she called the police and said, "I looked all over my Harrybutt and couldn't find my Crack!"

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Old Policemen

Old Policemen never die, they just cop out

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Motorist Stopped By Police

Q: A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"
A: The motorist says, "Why -- do I got an ugly girl next to me?"

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