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Difference Between Mayonnaise and Sperm
Q: What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?
A: Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.
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Blonde Drives a Car
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!
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Ugly Toad
Q: What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
A: "I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it"!
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