Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.
Q: How do you babysit black kids?
A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!