Q: How many black people does it take to start a riot?
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate
Toys 'R' Us
Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit
Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?
A: Nuts and Bolts.
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!