Chinese and Mexican
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!
Sign of Inflation
Q: What is the sign of inflation?
A: A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!