Upholding The Cloth

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day and began slowly warming up to her. "Oh, my child," he said, "your dress is most lovely." "Thank you, Father," she replied. The radio was playing and they danced a little as they talked. "Oh, my child," said the priest, "your conversation is most lovely." "Thank you, Father," said the prostitute. Finally, the priest sat her down and said, "Oh, my child, there is one thing I have against you." And the prostitute said, "Yes, I know, Father. It felt it while we were dancing."

TV with the Nuns

4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted to watch the INDY 500. The second one wanted to watch the sexy Shawn Michelson WWF. The third nun said she wanted to watch the knitting channel so she can knit some mittens for the kitchen. The fourth nun said she wanted to watch the discovery channel on how a baby is born. After some discussion, they all decided to flip channels every 2 seconds so they can watch the same things.This is what is sounded like: And they're off! They're on top of each other! In...Out...In...Out...and yes, the baby is born!

Priest, Boy Scout and a Blonde

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a Boy Scout, and a blonde walked in?
A: Is this a joke?