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Marrying A Man

Q: What do you call a man that marries another man?
A: A minister

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Shy Priest

A shy priest greets the wedding guests at the Church. He's very nervous and doesn't say much. As the Bride and Groom approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best homily anyone has ever heard. He's full of confidence, incredibly expressive and has everyone in fits of laughter!
After the vows, the priest is again extremely shy and barely says a word to anyone. The groom approaches the him and asks, "Why are you so shy? You seemed like a different person when you were giving that homily!"
"I know..." Says the priest, "But that was just my altar ego."

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Rabbi Or Priest?

Q: What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A: A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.

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