Jewish American Princess

Q: Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
A: She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

Jewish Love of Air

Q: Why do Jewish people love air?
A: Because it's free.

Class of Faith

While working on a lesson in world religions, a kindergarten teacher asked her students to bring something related to their family's faith to class. At the appropriate time she asked the students to come forward and share with the rest of the students. The first child said, "I am Muslim and this is my prayer rug." The second child said, "I am Jewish and this is my Star of David." The third child said, "I am Catholic and this is my rosary." The final child said, "I am Southern Baptist and this is my casserole dish."