All Aboard

A Jewish man steps onto a bus, holding a large duffle bag. He asks for a senior discount, even though he couldn't be much older than 40. Driver asks for his ID, the Jewish man complains and refuses to pay full fare. It goes back and forth between the driver and Jew, both too stubborn to give in. In a rage, the driver throws the Jews duffle bag off the bus, and it tumbles down a hill. The Jew exclaims "What the fuck?! Just because I didn't pay full fare you try to kill my son?"

Jewish Circumcision

Q: What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
A: In a crucifixion, they throw away the whole Jew.

Free Water

Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.