Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

Snoring Solutions

This lady goes to a vet and learns that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog's penis he'll roll over and stop snoring.
The next night her dog is snoring so she goes to the kitchen and gets a red ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis. His snoring stopped. Later on that night her husband is snoring and so she goes to the kitchen and gets a blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's penis, and he stops snoring. The next morning her husband wakes up and looks at his dog and looks down at himself. "I don't know what happened last night, but it appears we came in first and second."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Know For Sure

There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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New From Mattel

"Divorce Barbie!" Comes with all of Ken's belongings!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Funny Thoughts
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